RESEARCH IN ENGLISH LINGUISTICS


In the world of linguistics, it's clear to see

That researching English can be quite a spree

With its rules and exceptions, it's such a treat

To dive into this language so very neat

 

But sometimes it can make us feel so dumb

With words that are tough, like "catachresis" and "crumb"

And what about the difference between "who" and "whom"?

Sometimes it feels like we're just stuck in a room

 

But fear not, dear researchers, for we have a plan

To make studying English feel like a fun can

We'll throw in some puns and some silly rhymes

To make our research seem like the best of times

 

We'll talk about "hella" and "y'all"

And whether "ain't" is really a word at all

We'll debate the merits of the Oxford comma

And whether or not it really adds any drama

 

So let's put on our thinking caps and dive right in

To the wonderful world of English, where we always win

With our wit and our humor, we'll make research a delight

And in the end, we'll have a paper that's just out of sight!

 

Imran Nazeer

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